About Us

Background of our company

Bertha Search was started because no other search engines were providing quality results without the cost to morality. Google? No thank you. Bing? I'd sooner be lain into the baren Earth.

Our Mission
Our History
Our Success

For too long, have Bertha and Dan relied on their own income to power their beer drinking habits!

100% of coins aggregated on this site go directly to beer.

Started 2021.

To this date, this website has produced zero beers towards the beer drinking efforts of Bertha and Dan.

Our Team

Meet the greatest people

Bertha

Dog
Beer Drinker

Dan

Man
Beer Drinker

Abraham Lincoln

Unafilliated

Testimonials

What they say about us

"It really concerns me how much beer the two of them are consuming. I don't know it just doesn't seem healthy."

Erin

Mother

"I never recommend that my patients consume alcohol."

Blivens

Concerned Veterinarian

"It's sad really, they just sit outside and get drunk. Dan will throw peanuts and Bertha will catch them. I think its their only past time."

Max

Roommate

Donations

How can I donate to this ethical search engine?

First things first, thank you. You are important. If we're going to overcome this crisis, we're not going to do it alone. The fact that you'd even consider contributing has already put you leagues above your peers in your morality.
This fight comes at a cost, but it is a cost well worth it. Please consider donating via Bitcoin using the QR Code.